Are You Not Entertained?

Well, it is a whole new experience now when I go to work. Since I am not attempting to who knows what I was attempting during my prior months, it is a very entertaining. Seriously, if you go around the speed limit, you can see more that your fair share of almost, what is that, really and never saw that before each and every day.

Just today, going to work I saw a car, that I kid you not, had the hood taped down, and what was extra special about this, was that the car was red and they, you guessed it, used red duct tape.

I got in front of the person, and it was like the hood was taking a breath as if it was a fish. 

You know just swimming along in the lake or whatever and getting that couple of scoops of air. 

But there was the person with the underneath body cover just dragging on the ground and he was in a hurry, to what I have no idea, but he definitely had to get there. 

Not to mention they guy around 270 north, that with both left lanes being blocked, decided the shoulder is all his and he was going around 50 to get around the traffic. Then there was the car that was many different parts and pieces and something of a 4 door that had to have one spare tire on the back and could not wait to basically jump over me. But that was not like the guy that was hauling most of what was basically the impossible load of scrap metal which was not exactly secured to the left over of what was a truck bed.

When people tail me, back in the day, it was a tap on the breaks, not anymore though, trust me……not

anymore. 

Now what I happen to do is to get over and find that another person tailing that person as closely. Like I said, you have to be entertained. Not to mention that I have seen people cross over the exit lane to get by people. I never knew how many close calls and shenanigans were being done in the past. 

I was missing all of this by wanting to get there sooner, but this is the best free entertainment one can get on a daily basis. I can

just imagine come winter and some of the lengths of not exactly the best decisions in the not the best

weather will have me witness. Folks, if you have a long drive, just do around the speed limit and you

will see feats of not the best judgment by an evolved species that you have ever seen.